December 2011
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Yep, there go the first fireworks.
It’s only six, ass hole.
New Year means time for cleansing, which means I’m deleting Facebook “friends” woooo.
tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
tourist: oh you think you're clever???
new yorker: what
tourist: i'm going to meet my dying niece and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
new yorker: oh... oh god i'm so sor-
tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole
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neopetophile:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or explicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the summer/winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the…
I don’t know, I just find it really unfair that I don’t own The Breakfast Club or 500 Days of Summer.
fbht:
on the internet we can make fun of the amish as much as we want
theyll never know
FINALLY.
Why do people ‘like’ other people’s relationship status when they become single? I feel like that’s just another reminder for each notification… yikes, man.
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tedthearchitect:
“you’re cute but look depressed”
well thanks that’s a great compliment
I’ve gotten this before!!
